Character Name: Yancey Rodregez Jones
Howdy, my name is Yancey Jones. Most students know me as Mr. Jones or Mr. Yancey. Currently I am employed as a custodian at ______ High School. I was born in Jonesboro Texas in 1955. My Papi and Mami died when i was but a lad and lived with my brother until I was sent to prison in the early 1970s. I spent a ten year sentance at a prison in Texas for killing a man in Dallas. I escaped prison by boaring a hole through the ground with my friend Lenny, using nothing but a spoon, a tooth pick, and a copy of The Unvanquished, by William Faulkner. I fled to Hawaii 10 years ago and recently picked up a job as a custodian.
Currently I enjoy cruising around in my Harley Davidson. I work on my truck whenever i possibly can. I hate my job but there isn't any work available that won't do a background check so I am stuck here dealing with these punk kids making messes and being disrespectful. I never got the advantages these kids got and dag-namit they take it for granted.
Physical Description
Birth date & Age: March 21, 1955
Height: 6' 4''
Eye Color: Blue
Build: Stocky
Weight: 210
Hair Color: Grey
Sex/Gender: Male
Physical adjectives: Old, santa-like
Disposition: crotchity
Self-image: old
Family
Children: None
Place in Family: N/A
Immediate Family Members: Brother Juan
Personal Data
Education: High School Degree
Occupation: Custodian
Social Class: Low, Blue Collar
Religion: Christian
Ethnicity: White
Hobbies: Shooting Clay Pigeons, gardening
Ambitions: Get a better job
Friends: None
Other
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Ham Hawks
Favorite Beverage: Wiskey Old Fashion
Favorite Book: The Little Engine That Could
Favorite Time of Day: When the bar opens
Favorite Season: Winter
Car: Suburban
Favorite Sport: Nascar
Favorite Place to Go: The Bar
Favorite Animal: Bear
Favorite Activity: Gardening
Comments (2)
Anonymous said
at 7:50 pm on Nov 28, 2007
Yours is the best!!!
Anonymous said
at 2:08 pm on Nov 29, 2007
You seem really approachable! Wow!
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