My name is Albert Roy Samuels. I came to Hawaii 2 years ago to get away from Arkansas and all the people there. I chose Hawaii because there are no harsh winters, it's secluded from the rest of the states and people don't seem to bug me as much. The perks of being a custodian (not janitor) are that I get to wear the same clothes everyday and don't have to waste my time and money on anything else. I have 3 pairs of this same uniform and that's about it. I am 51 years old even though I look very old for my age. This is good. Sometimes I like to pretend that I can't hear people when they are talking to me. Works every time. I like senior citizen discounts. I like beer and spam. I don't have family anymore because I ran away from home when I was 17. Haven't seen or heard from them since. I don't think they minded all that much. After that, I joined the air force. I liked yelling at people and taking the risks that I had to. I'm not a social person and I don't like people. I don't like much of anything. I like shakespeare. Seems to be the only one who had some sense. I like to switch schools a lot. That way no one can get to know me and I don't have to get to know them so here I am at Maui High School, Home of the Tikis. I like to curse. I have to be quiet at school though and that's a problem. I don't have teeth. That can make life hard sometimes but it's very useful. I can show the kids my bright smile and they'll be running the other way in no time.
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Physical Description
Birth date & Age: December 13, 1956 & 51 years old.
Height: 6’1”.
Eye Color: Hazel.
Build: Tall and Slim
Weight: 195 lbs.
Hair Color: White.
Sex/Gender: Male.
Physical adjectives: Old, wrinkly, slightly hunchbacked
Personality Type
Main personality traits: Grumpy, Cold, Bitter, Sarcastic.
Disposition: Same as above.
Self-image: Old, wrinkly, slightly hunchbacked.
Family
Marital Status: N/A.
Children: N/A… No thanks.
Place in Family: Youngest of 5 kids.
Immediate Family Members: 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters.
Relatives: Who knows where?
Personal Data
Education: GED from high school.
Occupation: Custodian not Janitor.
Social Class: Lower class.
Religion: N/A.
Ethnicity: White.
Hobbies: Drinking, Reading, Eating, Sleeping.
Ambitions: Move on to the next one. Can’t stay in the same place for too long, that’s what I always say.
Friends: Who’s got time?
Other
Favorite Color: Grey.
Favorite Food: Spam Hot Dish.
Favorite Beverage: Stale Beer.
Favorite Book: Hamlet.
Favorite Time of Day: Around 10:35pm… Bed time.
Favorite Day of the Week: Sunday. Sleep until 10 am. Eat left over hot dish for breakfast. Down a couple stale beers. Go back to sleep.
Favorite Season: Winter. The more I can cover my face and emotions, the better.
Car: See for yourself.
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Favorite Sport: Football.
Favorite Place to Go: To Sleep.
Favorite Animal: Cows are tasty.
Favorite Activity: Drinking.
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